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😂 Banter Vibes Matchday 14 🇿🇼⚽🔥

1 is for only 1 win each for FC Hunters, TelOne FC and Agama FC… gentlemen, are you playing football or collecting participation certificates? 😂

2 is for only 2 wins by ZPC Kariba, Manica Diamonds and Triangle United… at this rate, the wins are arriving by donkey cart! 🐴⚽

3 is for 3 defeats suffered by Herentals College, Simba Bhora and MWOS… not too bad, but the log table is starting to ask questions! 👀

4 is for 4 losses by Bulawayo Chiefs and ZPC Kariba… one more slip and the relegation committee starts sending emails! 📩😂

5 is for 5 wins by Dynamos, Simba Bhora, Ngezi and Chicken Inn… enough to brag, but not enough to sleep peacefully! 😅⚽

6 is for 6 draws by Dynamos and MWOS… these teams don’t lose easily, but they also love sharing points like Christmas groceries! 🎁😂

7 is for 7 goals scored by ZPC Kariba, FC Hunters and Manica Diamonds… the strikers are fasting from goals! 🙆🏾‍♂️🥅

8 is for 8 wins at the top for Hardrock FC and CAPS United… the big boys are eating sadza with meat while others are chewing log-table pressure! 🍖🔥

9 is for 9 goals conceded by CAPS United and 9 draws by Highlanders… CAPS leaking here and there, while Bosso are addicted to “point each, thank you!” 🤝😂

10 is for 10 goals conceded by Ngezi, FC Platinum, MWOS and Chicken Inn… defence not terrible, but not exactly Fort Knox either! 🧱⚽

Zimbabwean football is not for the faint-hearted the log table is now a comedy script with relegation subtitles! 😂🇿🇼🔥