Save A Man

Men

For 20 years, a husband insisted that intimacy should always happen in the dark.
One night, curiosity got the better of his wife. She switched on the light and found him holding a vi****or.
Furious, she shouted:
"You lying, impotent fool! How could you deceive me for twenty years?"

The husband sat up, looked her dead in the eye, and replied:
"Fair question. I'll explain the toy... right after you explain the kids."

Lesson, gentlemen:
Before reacting emotionally, make sure you're prepared for the answers that may come back.

Reverse psychology is dangerous when the other person has questions too.