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08/12/2025

A wife and husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having s*x with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager:

"How many times does a bull have s*x per day?"
Manager replied: "6 times or more a day".
Wife: looks at her husband and said....."you see!!!"

Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager said " No, No, with different cows everyday."
Husband looks to his wife and says ..."you see!!!"

And the fight started!!!

Who caused the fight??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

02/09/2025

You loaned your close friend K5,000 last year and since then, he has refused to pay you back, which has damaged the friendship.

Out of frustration, you tell him to just give you K2,500 and forget the rest because you urgently need money.

He insists he only has K1,000 available.

You feel you have no choice, so you accept and send him your account details.

The next morning, you check your account and almost collapseโ€”thereโ€™s K10,000 sitting there.

You keep refreshing the app in disbelief, but itโ€™s real.

When you check your phone, you see 68 missed calls and 34 text messages from him, begging you to return K9,000 because he mistakenly added an extra โ€œzero.โ€

As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do?
1. Send back K9,000,
2. Deduct your full K5,000 and return the balance
3. Keep the entire K10,000
4. Switch off your phone and disappear.

18/08/2025

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Photos from Zed Vibes's post 30/06/2025

Check till u see what happened ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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