Be Happy

A golfer was having a rough day—so rough he couldn’t even remember what hole he was on. After a tee shot, he stood there clueless.

He spotted a woman playing ahead, hurried over, and asked, “Sorry—do you know what hole this is?”

She glanced back and said, “I’m on 7. You’re one behind me, so you must be on 6.”

Relieved, he went back to his game. A few holes later, he got confused again, caught up to her, and asked, “Any chance you can tell me where we are now?”

She smiled. “This is 13. So you’re on 12.”

They ended up chatting, got along well, and when the round finished, he invited her to lunch. She said yes.

During lunch he asked, “So what do you do for work?”

She hesitated. “You have to promise you won’t laugh.”

He promised.

She leaned in and said, “I run a tampon factory.”

He immediately burst out laughing so hard he nearly fell off his chair.

“You promised!” she protested, mortified.

He caught his breath and said, “I’m not laughing at that—I sell toilet paper… so I’m still one hole behind.”

"Two nuns were shopping in a food store
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to
be passing the beer and liquor section.
One asks the other if she would like a beer.
The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be
queasy about purchasing it.
The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack
and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, “This is for
washing our hair.”
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A young man introduces his fiancee to his parents.
While they were having dinner the girl gently farts. Annoyed by the
funny smell the father in law yells:
– Rocky!!
The girl is relieved that the future in-law blamed the dog from under
her chair but after a few minutes she lets one more rip.
The boy’s father is getting nervous:
– Rocky!! be careful now!!
Worried no more the girl fires another one.
Feeling exasperated, the boy’s father yells:
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A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says.

"No, that's the price," the sales guy says, "Do you want to buy them or not?"

"Yeah, I'll take them," the man says. The man continues to look around and he sees a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers.

"How much?" he asks.

"Five dollars for the system," the sales guy says.

"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.

"No," says the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"

"Yes," the guy says. He looks around some more. Next he finds a top-of-the-line computer with printer and monitor.
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