Minor Problems, Major Meltdowns

🤒 𝐈𝐅 𝐈’𝐌 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐊, 𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐉𝐎𝐁 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓.

I cannot believe this is something that some employers actually expect.

Think about how ridiculous the entire situation is. The whole reason I'm calling is because something has gone wrong. I'm sick. My kid is sick. There's been a family emergency. My car exploded. A meteor hit my house. Whatever the reason, the point is that I cannot come to work.

That should be the end of the conversation.

Instead, some managers respond like you've just activated the opening quest in a role-playing game.

"Sorry to hear that. Before you can rest, you'll need to locate three available coworkers, obtain two shift confirmations, and return with a signed replacement form."

Excuse me?

Am I the employee or the scheduling department?

Because I was under the impression that one of those positions already existed.

If I wake up at six in the morning with a fever high enough to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, my responsibilities should be staying hydrated, taking medicine, and trying not to hallucinate. My responsibilities should not include launching a full-scale telephone campaign to convince half the staff to sacrifice their day off.

And let's be honest about how these conversations go.

Nobody wants to come in.

You know it.

I know it.

They know it.

So now you're sick, exhausted, miserable, and making awkward phone calls that all sound like you're trying to recruit people into a pyramid scheme.

"Hey, Steve. I know you weren't planning on working today, but..."

"No."

"Okay."

"Hey, Jennifer. I know this is your only day off this week, but..."

"No."

"Understandable. Have a nice day."

And somehow the company has decided this is a better system than having a manager spend five minutes doing the job they're literally being paid to do.

The craziest part is that emergencies don't politely schedule themselves around business hours.

Years ago, I got a call in the middle of the night that my brother had been in a serious accident. I rushed to the hospital and spent the night wondering if he was even going to survive. The next morning, after being awake all night in an emergency room, I called work to tell them I wouldn't be coming in. Over eight hours before my shift.

Seems reasonable, right?

Apparently not.

Because while I was sitting in a hospital waiting for news about my brother, they wanted me to find my own replacement.

I didn't even have a phone list with me. I hadn't exactly packed for a hospital stay. I didn't stop on the way out the door and think, "You know what I should grab while racing to a potential family tragedy? The employee contact sheet."

But even if I had, that's beside the point.

Why in the name of all that is holy is the guy sitting in the emergency room expected to coordinate staffing?

At what point did management decide that their staffing problem automatically becomes my staffing problem?

Imagine applying this logic anywhere else.

You call the fire department because your house is burning down.

"Sorry, sir. Before we can send firefighters, we'll need you to call them at their homes and ask them to come to the station."

You call an airline because your flight was canceled.

"Unfortunately you'll need to find another pilot before we can assist you."

You bring your car to a mechanic.

"Looks like your transmission is shot. If you could go ahead and find the replacement parts, we'll see what we can do."

It's absurd.

The entire purpose of management is management.

Scheduling is management.

Staffing is management.

Coverage is management.

If employees are expected to handle all of those things themselves, then congratulations, you've invented a workplace where managers are decorative.

They're office houseplants with payroll access.

And the real insult is that these same companies often preach endlessly about teamwork. They talk about culture. They talk about supporting one another. They talk about being a family.

Funny how that family spirit disappears the second somebody gets sick.

Because if I'm throwing up, running a fever, sitting in an emergency room, dealing with a family crisis, or otherwise trying to survive whatever disaster caused me to call off work in the first place, the last thing I should be worrying about is whether Steve from accounting wants an extra shift.

That's your problem.

You get paid to solve it.

Visit www.MinorMeltdowns.com, where calling in sick should not require completing a side quest first.

🧙 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 — 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐄 𝟏𝟗

On this day in 𝟏𝟔𝟗𝟑, 𝑮𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒎 𝑷𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 finally put his foot down and ordered that no more people in the Salem witch trials could be arrested or prosecuted based solely on “spectral evidence.”

In plain English, that meant you could no longer point at your neighbor and say, “Her ghost pinched me in a dream,” and expect the government to take it seriously.

𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝.

For months, the legal system in colonial Massachusetts had essentially been operating like a Facebook neighborhood group where every rumor was accepted as gospel and every strange noise after dark was apparently the work of Satan himself.

Someone's cow got sick?

𝑊𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ.

You had a bad dream?

𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡.

You tripped over your own feet because you were walking while carrying firewood in the dark?

Believe it or not...

Also 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉.

The concept of spectral evidence was exactly as ridiculous as it sounds. A witness could claim that the invisible spirit or apparition of another person had appeared to torment them, and that testimony was treated as legitimate evidence in court.

Imagine trying to defend yourself against the accusation that your ghost committed a crime while your actual body was home making soup.

How do you even cross-examine that?

"Your Honor, I'd like to question the hallucination."

By the time Governor Phips intervened, nineteen innocent people had already been hanged, one man had been crushed to death under heavy stones for refusing to enter a plea, and countless others had been imprisoned while the colony collectively misplaced its common sense.

𝐈𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲, “𝑴𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆.”

It's hard to overstate how revolutionary that idea apparently was.

The Salem witch trials are often remembered as a story about superstition, but they're really a story about what happens when fear, rumor, and certainty form an unholy alliance. Once people become convinced they already know the answer, they stop asking whether the question makes any sense.

And that might be the most frightening part of all.

Because while we no longer put people on trial for what somebody dreamed last Tuesday, humanity has never entirely lost its talent for jumping to spectacularly wrong conclusions with absolute confidence.

History may not repeat itself exactly.

But every now and then it definitely puts on the same hat.

For more stories proving that common sense has always been humanity's most endangered resource, visit www.MinorMeltdowns.com.

🧠 O𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭, 𝐰𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬.

Nobody wakes up in the morning and says, “Today I’m going to carefully ignore half the evidence so I can keep believing what I already believe.” That’s not how it works. Instead, your brain quietly nudges you toward the articles that feel right, the videos that make you nod your head, and the conversations with people who already agree with you. Before long, you’ve built a comfortable little fortress out of carefully selected facts and convinced yourself it’s an objective view of reality.

The worst part is that this isn’t something “those people” do.

It’s something 𝒘𝒆 do.

All of us.

The same person who rolls their eyes at conspiracy theories can spend an hour looking for restaurant reviews until they find the one review that matches the place they already wanted to eat. The same person who prides themselves on being logical can ask five friends for advice and immediately dismiss the four who disagreed while declaring the fifth one “the only person who really understands.”

We don’t usually collect information.

We curate it.

Imagine going to a buffet where there are fifty different dishes available, but instead of sampling everything, you load your plate with mashed potatoes, then proudly announce that buffets are ninety-eight percent potatoes. Technically, that’s what 𝒚𝒐𝒖 experienced, but only because you ignored everything else that was sitting six inches away.

Our brains do this constantly.

Once we have an opinion, even a tiny one, we start noticing things that support it. Suddenly every news story, every conversation, every anecdote, and every coincidence feels like another brick in the wall. Meanwhile, the contradictory evidence gets waved away with a shrug because it’s inconvenient, or boring, or doesn’t fit the narrative we’ve already started telling ourselves.

It’s not malicious.

It’s efficient.

Your brain hates uncertainty the way cats hate bath time. It would much rather settle on an answer and defend it than keep asking uncomfortable questions. Admitting you might be wrong requires work. Staying convinced you’re right is surprisingly energy efficient.

That’s why two intelligent people can read the same article and walk away with completely different conclusions. They aren’t necessarily lying. They’re just paying attention to different parts, emphasizing different details, and quietly filing away anything that doesn’t match the story they already had in their heads.

Then comes my favorite part.

Someone says, “I’ve done my research.”

Really?

Did you research?

Or did you go on an archaeological expedition looking exclusively for artifacts that proved your opinion was right from the beginning?

Because there’s a difference.

Research is following the evidence wherever it leads.

Validation is wandering around with a metal detector until it beeps once and then declaring you’ve discovered Atlantis.

The uncomfortable reality is that every single one of us is walking around with a mental editor whose favorite button is “delete scene.” It trims away awkward facts, highlights flattering ones, and quietly assembles a version of reality that feels coherent enough to let us sleep at night.

That doesn’t make us stupid.

It makes us human.

But maybe the smartest thing we can do is occasionally stop, take a breath, and deliberately read the article we were hoping would prove us wrong. If nothing else, it might remind us that the goal isn’t to win an argument with ourselves.

The goal is to understand the world a little more accurately than we did yesterday.

And if your first instinct after reading this was, “Yeah, other people really need to hear this,” congratulations. Your brain may have just done it again.

For more opportunities to catch your own mind cheating, wander over to www.MinorMeltdowns.com.

🎪 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 — 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐄 𝟏𝟖

On this day in 𝟏𝟗𝟏𝟖, the Hagenbeck-Wallace Circus train slammed into the rear of another train near Hammond, Indiana, creating one of the deadliest rail disasters in American history and proving once again that if something can go catastrophically wrong, eventually it will do so with clowns nearby.

The circus had been traveling overnight, hauling performers, workers, equipment, and animals to its next destination when another train plowed into the sleeping cars at full speed. The impact was horrific. Wooden cars splintered like matchsticks, steel twisted into impossible shapes, and more than 80 people lost their lives while hundreds of others were injured.

The tragedy alone would have guaranteed its place in the history books.

But history wasn't finished being weird.

Almost immediately, stories began spreading that lions, tigers, and other exotic animals had escaped into the Indiana countryside. Newspapers ran with the idea, because apparently "terrible train accident" wasn't quite enough excitement for one day.

Can you imagine being a local farmer that morning?

You wake up, pour yourself a cup of coffee, step outside to check on the chickens, and your neighbor comes sprinting across the field yelling that there might be a lion behind the barn.

That's the sort of information that really rearranges your priorities.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡.

In reality, most of the dangerous animals remained secured or were quickly accounted for, and many of the more sensational newspaper stories were exaggerated or outright false. But by then the public imagination had already done what it does best: grab the steering wheel and drive straight into the nearest ditch.

Somewhere out there, perfectly innocent cows were probably wondering why everyone suddenly looked so nervous.

It's easy to laugh now, but put yourself in their shoes. If someone told you a circus train had crashed a few miles away and there might be escaped tigers wandering through the cornfields, are you honestly going to be the person who says, "Nah, that's probably just a rumor"?

No.

You're locking the doors.

You're checking under the porch.

You're giving the family dog a very suspicious look.

The whole episode feels like somebody took a genuine tragedy and then let the writers of a slapstick comedy handle the public relations campaign. It has all the ingredients of a Hollywood blockbuster: explosions, mystery, panic, and the persistent possibility that something with very large teeth might be hiding behind the nearest hay bale.

Fortunately, the reality turned out to be far less dramatic than the rumors suggested.

Unfortunately for history, the rumors are a lot more fun to tell.

For more stories where reality and absolute chaos insist on sharing the same stage, visit www.MinorMeltdowns.com.

🐟 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐅.

Take sardines.

Poor sardines.

They may have the worst public relations department in the history of food.

Nobody wants to admit they eat them. Mention sardines at a dinner party and people react like you just confessed to collecting toenails in mason jars. Yet these little fish are loaded with omega-3 fatty acids, protein, calcium, and vitamin D. Meanwhile most of us are happily swallowing expensive supplements that look like translucent torpedoes and hoping for the best.

What fascinates me is how quickly we've been conditioned to assume that if something is good for us, it must arrive in a bottle with a label so complicated it sounds like a rejected 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟 𝑇𝑟𝑒𝑘 villain. We've reached the point where somebody says, "You know, eating more fatty fish might help," and we immediately dismiss it. But if somebody says, "Ask your doctor if UltraMegaCardioMax XR is right for you," suddenly we're taking notes and checking insurance coverage.

Now don't misunderstand me. Modern medicine is amazing. If I need surgery, I want a surgeon. If I need antibiotics, I want antibiotics. If my heart is doing the Macarena in a way it absolutely shouldn't be, I want a cardiologist involved immediately. But sometimes it feels like we've become so obsessed with complicated solutions that we completely overlook the simple ones.

The funny thing is that populations around the Mediterranean have been eating foods rich in omega-3s for generations and have historically enjoyed relatively low rates of heart disease. Yet somehow if your grandmother suggests changing your diet, we treat her like she's a conspiracy theorist. Put the exact same advice in a glossy commercial with dramatic music and a guy jogging on a beach, and suddenly it sounds like cutting-edge science.

And can we talk about fish oil capsules for a second? The marketing is incredible. Somebody took fish, removed all the enjoyable parts of eating actual food, concentrated it into a gel capsule, put it in a plastic bottle, shipped it across the country, stored it in a warehouse, and convinced us this was somehow more sophisticated than eating the fish.

That's a level of marketing wizardry that would make Darth Vader slow-clap.

Again, I'm not saying sardines are some magical cure-all. They're not. No single food is. But I do think it's funny that every time there's a conversation about health, people immediately start discussing prescriptions, supplements, subscriptions, memberships, apps, wearable devices, biometric tracking, and enough technology to launch a moon mission before somebody finally raises their hand and says:

"Have we considered eating better food?"

The room gets very quiet after that.

Visit www.MinorMeltdowns.com, where we're still amazed that a $1.50 can of fish somehow has worse marketing than a $300 bottle of pills.

🧭 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 — 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐄 𝟏𝟕

On this day in 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟎, 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒈 𝑱𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒖, one of China's most respected biochemists, did something so ordinary that nobody around him thought twice about it.

He wrote a note.

The note simply said he was heading east to look for water.

Then he walked out into the Lop Nur desert.

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤.

That's it. That's the beginning of one of the strangest unsolved disappearances in modern history. No dramatic farewell. No mysterious phone call. No shadowy figure lurking behind a sand dune. Just a scientist scribbling what amounted to, "Be right back," before vanishing into one of the harshest places on Earth.

The expedition searched for him immediately. Then they searched some more. Helicopters flew overhead. Teams scoured the desert. His footprints were reportedly found heading away from camp.

They simply... stopped.

It's as if the desert looked at him and said, "Mine now."

The Lop Nur region isn't exactly the kind of place where you want to get turned around. It's an enormous wasteland of salt flats, shifting sands, brutal temperatures, and enough empty nothingness to make your GPS start questioning its own existence. If Mars ever wanted to audition for a role on Earth, this would be its headshot.

Naturally, theories exploded almost as quickly as hope evaporates in the desert sun.

Did he collapse from dehydration?

Did he become disoriented and wander farther than anyone realized?

Was he swallowed by shifting terrain?

Was there foul play?

Did he somehow stumble onto something he wasn't supposed to see?

The more people looked, the stranger the story became, because they never found him.

Not his body.

Not his equipment.

Not even enough evidence to confidently explain what happened.

It's the historical equivalent of somebody walking out your front door to check the mailbox and then accidentally becoming an X-Files episode.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝.

Nobody launches a search party because someone says they're going to find water.

Nobody imagines those will be the last words attached to a person's story.

And yet forty-five years later, the note remains one of the only certainties.

History loves dramatic endings. Heroes standing on battlefields. Explorers planting flags. Final speeches delivered beneath stormy skies while orchestras swell in the background.

Instead, 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒈 𝑱𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒖 left behind a sentence so ordinary it could have been written on a grocery list.

Then the desert erased the rest of the page.

For more stories proving that reality can write mysteries no novelist would dare pitch, visit www.MinorMeltdowns.com.

💼 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐉𝐎𝐁 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄, 𝐖𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌.

Look, I completely understand that employers want to know what they're getting. You don't want to hire somebody who claims to be the next Einstein only to discover on day one that they can't find the power button on the coffee maker. References can be faked. Résumés can be exaggerated. People lie. I get it.

But somewhere along the way, companies stopped asking candidates to demonstrate their skills and started asking them to 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑢𝑛𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑙𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑟.

And those are not the same thing.

There is a world of difference between saying, "Show us how you approach this problem," and saying, "Could you just go ahead and solve this problem for us while we quietly pocket the benefits and never pay you?"

Imagine walking into a restaurant for a waiter interview and the manager says, "Before we make our decision, could you serve tables for the dinner rush? We just want to see how you do."

No.

You're short-staffed and looking for free labor.

Or imagine interviewing to be a plumber and the homeowner says, "Before we hire you, could you fix this leak? We'd really like to evaluate your technique."

Congratulations. You just got your pipes repaired for the low, low price of absolutely nothing.

Some companies have turned interviews into an entire side hustle. They want reports. They want marketing plans. They want coding projects. They want research. They want presentations. They want multiple revisions. They want another round. Then another. Then one final exercise. By the time they're done, you've practically completed the first quarter's workload and they're still saying they're "narrowing down candidates."

You're not narrowing down candidates.

You're crowdsourcing your business.

It's like inviting five chefs to cook a full Thanksgiving dinner and then announcing you'll only hire one of them after everyone has already fed the guests.

And don't even get me started on companies that insist this is "just part of our process."

No, your process is broken.

If the work benefits your business, that work has value.

If it has value, the person doing it deserves compensation.

This isn't some revolutionary concept. We figured this out centuries ago. It's why bartering evolved into money. It's why employment exists. It's why we don't walk into grocery stores and tell the cashier, "I'd like to evaluate your scanning skills before deciding whether to pay."

The funniest part is that many of these same companies will preach endlessly about respecting professionalism and valuing employees. They'll have mission statements about integrity printed on the lobby wall in tasteful brushed steel letters while simultaneously asking applicants to spend eight hours solving actual business problems for free.

That's like a pickpocket handing you a brochure on ethics.

And before somebody says, "Well, they just want to see what you're capable of," let me introduce you to this wild new invention called past work.

Writers have portfolios.

Artists have galleries.

Programmers have GitHub.

Teachers have videos, references, lesson plans, and years of experience.

Architects don't design a free skyscraper during the interview just so the company can "see what they're capable of."

If you genuinely need a small skills assessment that takes fifteen or twenty minutes and produces nothing of lasting value to your company, fair enough. But the second you're asking applicants to create something you can actually use, congratulations, you've crossed the line from interviewing into freeloading.

And if your hiring process depends on extracting free work from desperate applicants, maybe the problem isn't the applicants.

Maybe your business model is just wearing a fake mustache and calling theft "recruitment."

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