Fat Foot Films

Fart X Zombie Explosion – Mourning Wood

Dr. Jacob Pendleton tries to control his zombies… until Mr. Winters breaks loose, drops a weaponized fart, and sends the doctor gagging into chaos. 💨💀

Control lost. Science failed. Dignity destroyed.

Welcome to the most unhinged training video ever committed to VHS.

In this Mustache Brigade “VHS TRAINING VIDEO,” basic combat training gets a wildly inappropriate upgrade as the team breaks down their foolproof system: M.U.S.T.A.C.H.E. — because nothing says professionalism like sucker punches, throat stabs, and aggressively explained abs.

Packed with terrible advice, over-the-top intensity, and just enough logic to be dangerous, this instructional tape teaches you everything you definitely shouldn’t do in a fight… but somehow makes it sound like a good idea.

Educational? No.
Effective? Questionable.
Entertaining? Absolutely. 💥

In this completely reasonable and totally justified moment from Mustache Brigade, Sal responds to getting a little blood on his suit… by bringing in a bulldozer and leveling Kurt’s entire house.

Because clearly, property destruction is the only logical solution.

What starts as a minor inconvenience escalates instantly into full-blown chaos, yelling, and one very expensive overreaction.

Kurt fooked up. Sal made a statement. 💥

The Rusty Trombone – A Scene from The Committee

Ever wondered how ridiculous slang terms get invented? 🤔
In this scene from The Committee, a group of very serious thinkers tackles one of life’s most important linguistic mysteries: the origin of the phrase “rusty trombone.”

What starts as an overly detailed explanation of a questionable bedroom maneuver quickly turns into a mock intellectual debate. With the confidence of scholars and the maturity of middle schoolers, the committee analyzes the “mechanics,” compares them to a trombone slide, and ultimately decides that if the instrument is a little… worn… then the name practically writes itself.

It’s part sex-ed, part philosophy seminar, and 100% ridiculous.

All in favor? 🎺🙋‍♂️