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Last weekend of faire.... come on out! Lots of new wares to choose from... my knotwork dates back to 627 A.D. I reproduce it in leather and it is sll handmade by me

12 Painfully Accurate Vendor Market Truths

1. People will stand directly in front of your giant “CASH OR CARD ACCEPTED” sign… and immediately ask, “Do you take cards?”

2. Children at vendor markets operate under one universal law: if it spins, stacks, sparkles, or breaks easily, they must touch it with sticky fingers.

3. Every shopper becomes a mathematician when pricing is involved. Suddenly they’re calculating square footage, thread count, and “cost per wear” like they’re defending a dissertation.

4. There is always one husband standing behind his wife looking completely exhausted while holding 14 bags and a lemonade the size of a fire extinguisher.

5. Shoppers will walk past your booth three times pretending they’re “just looking,” then sprint back five minutes before closing because now the item has become emotionally important.

6. Nobody reads signs. Not the price signs. Not the “please don’t touch” signs. Not the “custom orders take 2 weeks” signs. You could hang a billboard that says “FREE MONEY” and someone would still ask, “What’s this say?”

7. Vendor markets temporarily erase all spatial awareness. People will stop dead in the middle of a crowded aisle to discuss casserole recipes like they’re alone in their living room.

8. The phrase “I can make that myself” is almost always spoken by someone who absolutely will not make that themselves.

9. Every vendor learns to recognize The Look™ — the shopper who picks something up, gasps dramatically, checks the price tag, sets it down gently like it betrayed them personally, and whispers, “Maybe later.”

10. The real reason people love vendor markets isn’t just shopping. It’s the treasure hunt. They want the story. They want to say, “You can’t get this on Amazon — I found it from this lady at a rally/festival/market and she was hilarious.”

11. No matter how beautifully you fold and organize your shirts, one shopper will lovingly unfold seventeen of them, wad one into a sad little fabric meatball, and shove it back onto the shelf like they’re hiding evidence at a crime scene.

12. Shoppers will stare at your display containing 14 carefully chosen colors and say, “These are cute… but do you have it in a

Had a few hours to get more done on the little library project 🥳 side 2 just about done.... guess what side 3 will be 🦋🐝🐞🐦???????
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HUZZAH! Mother's day Weekend met alot of great people...thank you for supporting an artist.
Stop by booth for for some great Mother's day gifts tomorrow

Huzzah!!!!! I will be a vendor here in the fall..... come out for a great weekend !!!! I am excited about the new opportunity and their new location. has a great renfaie in the inland empire- lots of great vendors and entertainment.

Thank you to everyone who stopped by this weekend...it was fun despite the rain