The Deep End

We at The Deep End would like to take the time to remind you that it's better to ej*****te than it is to ejacunever.

-Carl

I met a The Deep End fan at the store and got a Pic with him

I love Facebook

A former Deep End employee (who will remain anonymous to protect his dignity) was hospitalized today after "accidentally" sitting on several small horse figurines. After two hours of emergency re**al surgery, his condition is... stable.

-Carl

In a world pushed to the absolute brink... where alien scum have hijacked the global supply of karaoke machines, humanity has only one hope left. He doesn’t negotiate. He doesn’t back down. And he’s officially all out of garlic rice.

A Deep End original production, coming Summer 2027, starring Jason Hester. G**k Nukem 3D.
- Carl