Cycleboredom

FAX: protecc, but also enable 😈

Listen, I can quit any time I want; just let me live my life, man

The beer/ambiance tent at was absolutely 🔥🔥🔥 and they all lost their s**t when hit this manual just as the drop hit!!!

Looks like the crew who set up the tent did this one as well. Same DJ too… 🤔

FULL DISCLOSURE: I WOULD’VE CLENCHED EVERY MUSCLE AND OR***CE AT MY DISPOSAL TO THE POINT OF SELF-IMPLOSION EVERY LAP I HAD TO RIDE THIS DROP AT 🫡🥴

’s line had me literally yelling out loud fr. That laatste ronde with was insane.

and giving us a preview of a possible life after MVDP 🤔

is fu***ng awesome and I’m stoked we get to watch her race 🙌👊🔥✌️

Oh lawd my bb dying!!! To be fair tho, this thing hasn’t been overhauled since 2012 or 2013 😬😑

At this point, I have one (1) fully functioning bicycle out of 14(ish). Really don’t want to be spending any $$$ on trainer bikes tho…

DON’T GET OLD——>IT’S A TRAP!!!

My fu***ng carcass invents crippling maladies out of nowhere, and that’s on top of the actual, sustained injuries 😭😭😭

This will be a reoccurring theme for the foreseeable content future, but for the love of Merckx, start working on your mobility NOW. I can’t emphasize this enough.

MY MOOSCLES!!!