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In America, when black people commit a disproportionate amount of crime:
Conservatives: "HURRDURR LIBERAL MAYORS VIOLENT BLACK PEOPLE BENGHAZI-PHONES OBUMMER'S A KENYAN"
Liberals (and most libertarians, for that matter):
"This is obviously due to various socio-economic factors, not race."

In America, when white people are slightly more likely to be part of the 1/3,000,000th of the population that commits mass shootings:
Conservatives: "I dunno, mental illness *shrugs* guns are awesome bro"
Liberals: "ERMAGHERD MUH WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE, F**KIN' WHITE PATRIARCHAL SUPREMACIST ILLUMINATI"

The last time Germany invaded France, it happened so quickly they were unable to respond effectively. In time, the invasion came to be known as 'the euro.'