Eddie Underbite

It’s cold. It’s snowing. And I’m not moving off of my Baylee Nasco blanket all day. Not doing it. Nope. No way. Nuh uh.

I'll get her for this. 💩↘️👠

We need your help identifying this species of creature. We have reason to believe that the squirrels mock it when it is outside, so it prefers to stay indoors and curl up in sunny spots. It is not vicious, but it is wet and seems to shake a lot.

What is it?

(Most creative answer gets a pre-holiday prize pack!)