Dad Jokes Unleashed

Why don’t skeletons ever go on dates?
They just don’t have the guts. 💀

Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired. 🚲

The Cheesy Joke

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory

Sold a witch a condo.
She got a notice from the HOA — apparently, broom parking isn’t covered.