Manic Mermaid

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We’ve Officially Entered the
“Please Help Us Move Less Stuff” Era…
Big news, mer-friends…

From June 1st-14th, the ENTIRE shop at Manic Mermaid Minerals is 25% OFF.

Yes.
The whole shop.
The crystals. The fossils. The jewelry. The gifts. The shiny things. The weird little treasures that somehow followed us home and multiplied overnight.

Why are we doing this?

Because in a few short weeks we’ll be packing up TEN YEARS of magical chaos and moving to our new home on South Tacoma Way… and apparently crystals do not shrink when boxed. Rude, honestly.

So this is your official invitation to come treasure hunt, save some money, and help us avoid carrying 473 extra boxes of sparkly rocks across Tacoma. Everybody wins.

This is the perfect time to grab:

That statement piece you’ve been stalking
Gifts for your favorite humans
Tiny emotional support crystals
Fossils, jewelry, home decor, oddities, and beautiful things you absolutely do not need but deeply deserve
The shop is FULL right now, and once we start packing, some treasures may disappear into “mystery moving box limbo” until after the move.

So come see us while everything is still beautifully displayed and easy to find instead of wrapped in newspaper and labeled “probably fragileee??”

Thank you, truly, for supporting our little mermaid world all these years. Every visit, share, purchase, laugh, and conversation has helped build this place into something incredibly special. We cannot wait to bring that magic into the next chapter with you.

Now please… respectfully… come adopt some crystals before we have to lift them ourselves 💕🧜🏻‍♀️

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Do you have an emotional support water bottle that needs a new sticker?!
We just added a brand new sticker artist to our growing treasures and we are OBSESSED.

These are the kind of stickers that make people stop mid-scroll, laugh out loud in the aisle, or immediately say:“Ok… I need THAT one for my beastie.”

Think:

motivational with attitude

funny in a painfully relatable way

tiny bits of chaos, encouragement, and serotonin

perfect for water bottles, phones, laptops, journals, or anywhere needing a little personality upgrade

Even better? She’s a U.S.-based artist creating original artwork AND intentionally giving back by supporting organizations that help victims of s*x trafficking.

So basically…
Cute stickers.
Good human.
Excellent life choices.