Slinky- A.K.A Slinkster

Copied from my Mom’s page...

The original plan between Slink and I was to announce the Slinko-De-Mayo ‘wieners’ from Tuesday night last night when I got home, however, he had had one too many tacos the night before and was down for the count so to speak. So, as the evening went on, he finally came to and walked into the room where I was looking like this....🤦🏻‍♀️😂

I looked at him and said, “what do you call this?”

He said to me very sternly, “Dachshund, No? I’m a Boxer.” 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🐕

At that point, (AGAIN) I was at a loss for words....

So, on that note, the ‘wieners’ from Tuesdays Tortilleria Perches drawings were....
Candra Kleypas
Michael Wollenberg

Slink then preceded to inform me that National Dog Mom’s Day is this coming Saturday (before Mother’s Day), and said to me, “I want to have another drawing for ‘YOUR day’ because I always look up to you.....especially when you’re eating.” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

So between now and this coming Saturday at midnight, all you have to do is like, share or comment on this post to be entered.

He then proceeded to walk out of the room yawning from all of his Slinko-De-Mayo festivities saying...

Reposted by my Paw-Rent from 2019...

About three weeks ago, there was a guy that ENCROACHED on my front porch in the dead of night in less than 30 degree temperatures. He claimed a few of my SURFACE RIGHTS and a partial EASEMENT that evening through ADVERSE POSSESSION of my front yard. 💩💦😂

Almost immediately, he decided some of the items I owned were ‘his’ PERSONAL PROPERTY, looking in EARNEST for ACCEPTANCE and ACKNOWLEDGMENT in ANTICIPATION that I would grow an ATTACHMENT to him and become his DESIGNATED AGENT. He was determined to obtain an ACCELERATION PAWS (not to be confused with ACCELERATION CLAUSE) and become my BENEFICIARY, form a PARTNERSHIP and become JOINT TENANTS.

So it looks like there is a ‘new kid on the block’ and his name in SLINKY! He has already been working with me on next weeks drawing. So don’t forget this weeks drawing ends this Thursday at midnight for the two Trader Joe’s baskets! ***This was going to be a KC Chiefs post (hence the tshirt) but......😩 instead we will go with KC as a reference to ‘Kissing Chiweenie’ instead!***

Disclaimer: I will not try to list or sell you a home.

Luckily, I am well versed on Real Estate terminology....


(need)agents 😉




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