M WORKS MASTERING STUDIOS

Written by AI

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**Why did the AI mastering engineer get fired from the studio?**
Because it kept saying, "I’ve averaged the data, and your song is *perfectly generic*!"
The artist replied, "But what about my *artistic intent*?"
The AI said, "Oh, don’t worry—I’ve generalized that away too!"

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Finally a functioning website. Www.M-works.com

We're poised for the Symposium to begin tonight: Our Keynotes Tod Machover and Anna Huang will talk about creative applications of the technology. Looking forward to fascinating discussions and good connections.