Sheboygan Cave Rescue

👀 SINGLE COP VS. PUPPIES — BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF 👀

• One has cold feet, the other has cold noses.

• One texts “u up?”, the other never leaves your side.

• One disappears for 3 days, the other panics if you leave the room.

• One says “I’m emotionally unavailable,” the other is available 24/7.

• One wants space, the other wants to crawl into your soul.

• One is hot but toxic, the other is hot AND emotionally stable.

• One ghosts you, the other will follow you to the bathroom.

• One sheds emotional baggage, the other just sheds.

• One needs constant reassurance, the other just needs snacks.

• One says “I’m not ready for commitment,” the other is already obsessed with you.

• One sleeps till noon, the other wakes up at 5am ready to party.

Warning:

These puppies will love you harder than your last situationship and will never ask you to “lower your expectations.”

Zero red flags. All Frito paws.

The Jerome Animal Shelter is currently accepting applications for forever homes!

DM them before someone with better judgment beats you to it.

City of Jerome Animal Shelter

~JPD 🤘🏼💙

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