Dot Bomb Humor

🇨🇳✈️ President going to China… I’m going to cry 😭🛒

🇺🇸➡️🇨🇳 China trip: “We’ll discuss trade.” Please discuss tomatoes 😭🍅

🥩😬 Beef inflation got me grilling imaginary steaks 🥩✨

🇨🇳✈️ President flying to China… I hope he brings back coupons ✈️🧧

☕️😵 Coffee up 29%… my morning routine just rage‑quit ☕️💥

🛢️😂 China buying all Iran’s oil… meanwhile I’m buying one tomato at a time 🍅😩

🇺🇸➡️🇨🇳 President heading to China… maybe he’ll negotiate cheaper groceries 🤞🛒

☕️💀 Coffee $9.72/lb… caffeine now comes with a credit check ☕️📉

🍅➡️💰 Tomatoes $2.68/lb… I’m slicing them like museum artifacts 🍅🖼️