Alex Nottrebek Trivia

Back from Bermuda and heading straight to trivia. 🌴➡️🍻🧠

I’m rolling back into town today, but trivia at The 1905 Tavern is still happening at 7pm tonight.

Pete Nottrebek will be holding it down as host,
and I’ll be there to play — so if you’ve ever wanted a shot at beating Alex Nottrebek while he’s still running on cruise energy and rum punch memories, tonight’s your chance.

Come out to 1905 Tavern for:
-cold drinks
-questionable confidence
-useless knowledge
-and at least one man still mentally in Bermuda

7pm tonight. Be there.

RIP Oliver Tree

Your boy made it. 🌴🚢🍹
BERMUDA: TAKE #2 is officially a success.
Last year, I booked a Bermuda cruise and somehow ended up in Canada because a hurricane chose violence.

This year? The cruise gods finally got their s**t together.

So after one failed attempt, one weather-related betrayal, and an unnecessary Canadian side quest… your boy finally made it to Bermuda.

Rum punch is within reach.
Pink houses are real.
The ocean understood the assignment.

And Alex Nottrebek is out here living his best chaotic island life.

Canada got my first cruise. Bermuda got the sequel. 😎

Bermuda: Take #2 🌴🚢⚡

Last year, Bermuda looked at my cruise itinerary, saw a hurricane, and said, “Nah, this guy gets Canada.”

Canada.
On a Bermuda cruise.

That’s not a detour — that’s maritime emotional damage.

But this year? I’m back on the Independence of the Seas, standing on deck like a low-budget sea captain with better beard maintenance, ready to finally make it to Bermuda.

The storm clouds tried.
The ocean threatened nonsense.
The travel gods shuffled the deck.
But Alex Nottrebek has returned.

Bermuda, I swear to Natty Light and cruise buffet shrimp, I am coming for you. 🌊🍻

Take #2. Let’s try not to accidentally invade Nova Scotia this time.

TONIGHT’S FINAL STANDINGS ARE IN… and apparently so is the lore.

Congrats to Penelope & Parker for taking the win with 64 points and surviving what can only be described as absolute end-stage trivia warfare.

Because while the scores were being finalized, someone turned the back of a trivia card into a full-blown historical document featuring:

The Wall in the North
Malfunctions
Backup hatch opens
A dragon
Killer bees
Bee smoke
and whatever the hell else was happening in that fever dream of a battle map

So yes, we had: 1st place on the screen
and the unofficial mythology of the night on the back of the answer card.

This is why I love trivia.

One minute you’re debating answers. The next minute you’re documenting a bee-driven dragon conflict like it’s sacred text.

Thanks to everyone who came out and made tonight the perfect mix of competition, confusion, and unhinged artistic expression.

Alex Nottrebek Trivia:
where the standings are real and the back-of-the-card lore is even realer.

Alright, you beautiful weirdos — Tonight, trivia is back at 1905 Tavern at 7PM, and this week’s categories are an absolute mess in the best possible way:

🌈 Pride Month
👨 Father’s Day
🎬 Mel Brooks
🎓 Higher Education
🏃‍♂️🎶 Running Music

So basically, we’re going from gay icons… to dads… to Spaceballs nonsense… to college... to songs people listen to while pretending they enjoy cardio.

Makes perfect sense. No further questions.

Come out, grab a drink, and watch your team go from “we got this” to “how the hell did we not know that?” in under 12 minutes.

Bring:
your smartest friend
your loudest friend
your one friend who is useless all night and then somehow knows every Mel Brooks answer
the person who peaked in college
and at least one runner who won’t shut up about playlists

The 1905 Tavern
Tonight
7PM
Be there.
Win stuff.
Yell at your teammates.
Blame me when the categories ruin your evening.

– Alex Nottrebek

I don’t know what the hell is happening here, but apparently Alex Nottrebek wandered into Robin Hood: Men in Tights with a microphone, a Natty Light, and zero explanation. 🏹🍺🎤

Everyone else looks like they’re trying to overthrow a kingdom, rescue a princess, or start a musical number… and I’m just standing there like:

“Alright, Round 3 is pictures. Don’t yell out the answers, Friar Schmuck.”

This week’s trivia is brought to you by bad decisions, questionable costumes, and Mel Brooks-level nonsense.

Come out, bring your team, and help me figure out why I’m in the woods with medieval weirdos.

Tights optional.
Wrong answers guaranteed.
Natty canonically accurate.

This week, in a galaxy of Mel Brooks… 🌌😂

Alex Nottrebek Trivia goes where the Schwartz is strong, the answers are questionable, and somebody is absolutely going to yell the wrong movie title with full confidence.

Expect laughs, groans, deep cuts, dumb brilliance, and the kind of trivia night where “close enough” still gets you zero points but creativity counts!

Bring your team. Bring your useless knowledge. Bring your emotional support beer.

May the Schwartz be with you…
or at least may your team not finish behind the table that names itself something stupid.

🏆 RITTER’S BAR FINAL STANDINGS 🏆
Another Saturday night of trivia is in the books at Ritter’s Bar, and we had a great battle at the top!

Big congratulations to Not A Clue for taking the win with 37 points! 🥇

Thanks to everyone who came out, played, guessed, argued with themselves, and trusted me with the scoreboard — bold choice.

We’ll be back soon at Ritter's Bar for another round of Alex Nottrebek Trivia.

Bring your team. Bring your confidence. Bring answers that are preferably correct. 🍻🧠