Below Freezing

❄ New Episode of Below Freezing!

We’re diving into The Love Guru (2008) — Mike Myers’ legendary flop that serves up cringe comedy, baffling cultural choices, and more hockey than anyone asked for. 🏒🥶

Join the St. Johns as they break down why this “rom-com” might just be the coldest movie yet.

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NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!!!
Did you know they made a sequel to “Hollow Man”? Well, I’m here to tell you that YES they did and YES we covered “Hollow Man 2” on the pod. Join the St. Johns as they discuss this straight-to-DVD flick: the Christian Slater (or lack thereof) of the whole thing, the way Seattle is (and is not) used in the film, and the longest neck in the history of necks. The movie is on Tubi, so you know it’s good.

"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.” Behold in the glory of our first Chuck Norris film – in which he plays HIMSELF!!! Yes, we are indeed talking about the 1992 family film about karate in Texas – “Sidekicks”. Join the St. Johns as they delve into the world of Chuck Norris, our lead’s crazy daydreams that need serious medical attention, and the Texas mafia. This movie is INCREDIBLE – so check it out and listen to us break it all down (including the “twist” ending).

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🎬 This Week on Below Freezing...

What do you get when you mix a white rapper, Pee-Wee Herman vibes, and some of the strangest editing choices ever put to film?

💥 Cool As Ice (1991) starring

Join the St. Johns as they dive into bizarre side characters, cringey family dynamics, and more loose hips than logic. This one’s WILD. Watch it first... then hit play on the pod. 🎧 link in bio

What if Tarantino pitched a wild idea to Guy Ritchie, who scribbled it down, lost it in a storm… and someone else tried to piece together the rain-smeared notes?
That chaotic masterpiece might look a lot like Joe Carnahan’s Smokin’ Aces.
This week, the St. Johns dive into the star-studded cast (who stood out?), the twisty, overcooked plot, and the wild tone shifts that make this action-comedy so unforgettable.
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New Episode Out Now!

We kicked off our franchise for the year, and it’s a s*xual doozy. The St. Johns stay moody in the Pacific Northwest as we dive into Fifty Shades of Grey. We talk Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan, questionable parenting choices, and ask the big question: Is this movie actually s*xy?🤔

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