Tech tutorials for meat puppets

Luckily I bought the world's best made and yet cheapest mechanical keyboard. You know when you spill something and keys get sticky? Well with a kt red switch keyboard you can use special tools, really a $2 ic chip puller, small very very small screwdriver kit, some cleanser and maybe a magnifying glass... And viola. Fixed keyboard key. Or if the liquid shorts or your switch, only the $2 switch needs replacement. Also it makes a great tactile sound while typing, similar to a real piano that has weighted keys vs a cheap jiggling keyboard that plays awkwardly...