Paris Intimates

Tortoise had so much s*x he saved his entire species (CNN) -- A womanizing tortoise whose rampant s*x life may have single-handedly saved his entire species from extinction has retired from his pl***oy lifestyle, returning to the wild with his mission accomplished. Diego's unstoppable libido was credited as a major reason for the survival of his fello...

Man Spray Paints Pen*ses on Potholes to Get Town to Finally Fix Them A man spray-painted pen*ses on potholes so that the city would finally fix them.