The Cat Maffia Rescue

We always knew he was a brutal, machete-wielding nightmare from Crystal Lake. What we did not know is that he’s also a devoted puppy-calendar collector, and this is one of his favorites from his private collection.

Terrifying. Organized. Huge golden retriever guy. 🔪🐶🗓️

Next you’re going to tell me Friday the 13th always falls on a Friday.

….wait.