The New Stepford

Everyday is the hunger games. Literally I’m starving. Also I chose a very steep set of stairs. This was dumb because I perform my own stunts. Don’t attempt at home. Also I don’t think anyone has ever washed that carpet so I may have pinkeye next time you see me.

Menopause, empty-nesters, magnesium popping, why-am-I-an-XL-now babes and dolls I love ya so much. We’re in this together.

- Whit

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No one is going to know.

Is tape looking for influencers? I always wondered if it had an accent?
“Yer lookin’ a wee bit saggy there, lassie — can Ah help make ye less ugly?”