ABG's Bar

TONIGHT, FRIDAY MAY 1ST, some of our favorite regulars are back on stage as JED & THE LIVID DEAD, three true troubadours blending outlaw country and rock n roll sensibilities to create a warm, rich twangy sound that’ll definitely put you in the mood for 3-5 reasonably priced booze drinks. KURTIS NEIDER is gonna open things up and we think you’re gonna fully enchanted by his voice. Also, btw, we got fried pickle chips now. The whole kit and kaboodle starts at 10 in the PM and it goes on all the way til Last Call at 1, right here at ABG’s, where the A stands for “AYYYYYY, I heard you got some fried pickle chips now”.

This Friday, we got ourselves a certified S-tier ass lineup with prog hooligans YOUCH!; post-punk brooders BLEU GRAVE; and Mexwest emo wunderkinds MEXICAN HOCKEY. You can enjoy all of these bands for the absolute nothing price of 5 dollars and that leaves you enough money leftover for 4-6 reasonably priced booze drinks and an Uber back home. Do it, what are you afraid, come to the only bar in Provo and if it’s your first time here you can say dumb s**t like “Is this REALLY the only bar in Provo” and we’ll say “it sure is, pal, isn’t that interesting” and then the music will start and it’ll be so good that we’ll be able to forget about talking. The whole thing starts at 10 pm and it goes on til last call, right here at A Beuford Gifford’s real and true only bar in town, well technically the only standalone bar in town but who cares it costs 20 dollars for a beer at the damn Marriott. Come on out, Bleu Grave is releasing a new single.

This Friday, March 27th, we are rocking and rolling our brains right out with Chicago’s finest, NORTH BY NORTH. This dynamic duo cuts right to the chase with infectious grooves, earworm riffs, and bang-your-head beats. Joining them are some of Provo’s finest, QUEENADILLA and DERM. It’s a night of unapologetic riff worship, and, yes, we still sell the cheapest booze drinks in all of Utah, and yes, you can have a reasonable amount, 3-7 of them. Just shuffle those sweet bones of yours over to the only bar in town. The whole thing goes down from 10-Last Call, right here at A Beuford RIFFord’s Libation AMPorium ah ha ha ha ha ha dammit

This Friday, March 20th, we got DANCE MUSIC ALL NITE courtesy of the one and only GANKY. If you don’t think anything could be harder than slide 3, you better get your ass to this show. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE: a real life money mogul named BEN ZILLION is gonna teach you the differences between rich dads and poor dads. We got rumo-rattling beats from PARALLAX. (note: not a reunion of legendary Provo hardcore band Parallax, please 40 year old guys with blown-out ear gauge holes, please only come if you’re ready to rattle your own personal rump) and also DRACULA. That’s right, the guy from the movies. In between songs, remember to hydrate, but you don’t wanna be TOO hydrated, that’s dangerous. So why don’t you have 3-5 of the most moderately-priced booze drinks in all of Utah, in a reasonable and totally responsible way? To me, that sounds like a winning combo, like 4 beers and some financial advice and some dance music and then Dracula bites us and we all safely get back home and sleep it off. You know the drill, 10-last ca, only bar in town, you’ll figure it out.