Zion Politics

Here's how to play Republican Mad-Libs:
1. For every noun, use "Illegal Immigrants."
2. For every adjective, use "Woke."
3. For every verb, use "Investigate."

“Now the Nephites were taught to defend themselves against their enemies, even to the shedding of blood if it were necessary; yea, and they were also taught never to give an offense, yea, and never to raise the sword except it were against an enemy, except it were to preserve their lives.”
Alma 48:14

“We are gonna go on offense, not just on defense. Maximum lethality, not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We’re gonna raise up warriors, not just defenders.”
- Pete Hegseth

“Blessed are the peacemakers.”
- Jesus

Trump is to Putin

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Buddy is to Santa