Stolen Genius Productions

Go out and see one of the Stolen Genius co-founders doing stand up! Support local comedy!

that the banana seat bike isn't in vogue anymore. As if America's ass is getting smaller....Who exactly are we trying to kid? ( via twitter)

"Thwarted tanning salon heist" should not be a novice criminal's only claim to fame. Seriously. Try harder. ( via twitter)

Tip #736: If you're ever at an organized crime meeting, asking "Where's the humus?" isn't as gangsta as you might originally think it is. ( via twitter)