Definitely Human Theatre

The Definitely Human Recipe for the Perfect Lasagna™️:

1. Start by smoothing out a layer of tickets for Next Door.
2. Add a generous spread of homemade red sauce & tofutti ricotta.
3. Add your second layer of tickets to Next Door.
4. Evenly spread your mozzarella cheese.
5. Top with a heaping scoop of tickets to Next Door.
6. Bake for approximately 59 days. Feeds 13 people.

Tickets for our production of Next Door by Hanna Kime are officially available! Check centerforperformingarts.org for more info!

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴. 𝘚𝘰 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘭𝘢, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘌𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢, 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘺, 𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘺, 𝘔𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢, 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺, 𝘑𝘶𝘭𝘪𝘦, 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢, 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘦𝘣𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯, 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢’𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱. 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

𝘕𝘌𝘟𝘛 𝘋𝘖𝘖𝘙 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 (𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘢) 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘴𝘦𝘶𝘥𝘰-𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯.

Misery by William Goldman, based on the novel by Stephen King, runs October 31-November 2 at The CENTER for Performing Arts at Rhinebeck.

Based on Stephen King’s iconic novel, MISERY is a chilling descent into a world fueled by dependency and obsession. After a near-fatal car crash, bestselling romance novelist Paul Sheldon is rescued by his self-proclaimed number-one fan, the uncanny Annie Wilkes. Annie promises to nurse Paul back to health on her idyllic and remote Colorado Farm, but it soon becomes terrifyingly clear: she has no intention of ever letting him go.

Starring Nick Ferrantino as Paul, Corinne Walker as Annie, & Michael Friary as Buster.

Go to www.centerforperformingarts.org/whats-playing/misery for tickets + more information!