Viskis - #viskispdx

The Schnauzer ear is a high-frequency disaster receiver and it picks up everything.

A doorbell, a knock, a delivery van two streets over, a noise on a TV show from 2003 — all the same level of national emergency.

You'd think we live in a war zone the way they react.

Whose Schnauzer treats every random sound as a five-alarm event?