ORP Bicycle Smarthorn

I saw this in Portland. Ironic.

Hey, Mother's day is coming up and if Mom has an Orp, maybe now's the time to get her a REMORP.

Is Mom a little shaky?
Certainly, no one is getting any younger so a REMORP will help activate her Orp faster and with more control given there's no hand lifting. Most importantly, though, we do have REMORPS in stock.

Hear, I mean , here, I think this one is funner. You may have to click on it to read it.