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02/10/2026

Here the catalog link... start shopping πŸ›
https://www.flipsnack.com/ECB7DAEEFB5/lovelines_2025/full-view.html

11/20/2025

Your new little friend Rosie looks like a rose and feels like lips made of silk that send pulses of ecstasy through your body. Rosie is so discrete, you can take it anywhere. But don’t be misled – Under its discrete appearance hides a powerful & seducing sucking toy that delivers toe-curling or***ms with the press of a button.

05/16/2020

Sexual Health is NOT a dirty word!!

πŸ‘‰πŸ»Some facts you DIDN'T learn in Health Class! πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

1. Vaginal discharge is normal.

2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary.

3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear.

4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones, but both are fine and beautiful.

5. S***m CAN throw off your pH balance and also change the smell of your va**na.

6. It is not safe for va**nas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to.

7. STOP douching and washing your va**na with bath & body works, and Victoria secret. It's not healthy for the va**na.

8. The va**na cleans itself.

9. Having s*x has no correlation of how "tight" your va**na is.

10. Yeast infections are COMMON!!!

11. The best thing you can do for your va**na is to leave it alone.😴

12. If your va**na has an odor or your discharge does and has color, then go see a gynecologist. You're not broken or gross, something just needs to be adjusted.

13. Let it breathe.

14. The VA**NA is the narrow canal that runs INSIDE the body. NOT the whole ge***al area.

15. Always urinate after s*x to rinse the urinary tract of fluids that could be caught there and can cause UTIs.

16. Drink water!!

17. COTTON panties!! Wearing silk, satin, and lace seven days a week will ab-so-lutely throw your pH off.

18. Stop sprinkling powder down there, stop IMMEDIATELY! Talcum causes cancer. This isn't a hoax or a joke and I don't care if your 97-year-old great Aunt Myrtle has been using it twice a day, every day. STOP IT!

Please stop letting someone who potentially got s*x ed from Pornhub tell you about YOUR va**na. It’s YOURS. Educate yourself. πŸ’•

I say again... Sexual Health is NOT a dirty word.

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