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Feeling left out of the party? No more. Now, YOU TOO CAN OWN YOUR OWN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS! That’s right. The U. S. National Security Agency released just 6 boxes of these certified confidential documents for the Pix-O-Matic Welcome Spring Sale, as part of the Small Business Association’s “Can we get more Vending Machine’s?” grant. Never seen before outside of the white house (except on a few occasions), these papers are stamped in official A1539 red ink (on sale at Amazon), not at all interesting, and have a street value greater than superhero powers (also part of our Welcome Spring Sale). Don’t hide these away in a storage room. Present them proudly in your wine cellar or library.

But wait, there’s more! Buy any set off Classified Documents by the end of day today and we’ll waive the required security clearance. That’s right. We won’t even ask you for identification. Just your credit card. (And all sales will go to support )

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Los Gatos de Sanlúcar #1 / The Cats of Sanlúcar   #1

Did you know the sunny coastal city of Sanlúcar de Barrameda has many cats? Check out this guy...

¿Sabías que la soleada ciudad costera de Sanlúcar de Barrameda tiene muchos gatos? Mira a este tipo...