Paladin Pie

Sometimes pizza is forensics. What tragedy befell this pie in its unattended moments? Chomped by a ravenous ghoul from beyond the veil? Torn apart by a geomagnetic storm? Space sharks? We may never know. Sound off with your theories. 🕵️

It’s Saturday. We’re open regular hours, or until sold out, or until one of us (me) gets too hot and starts crying. Whichever comes first.

Tomorrow we will be trying out our first ever heat wave anti-pizza pop-up. Menu includes: meat and cheese boxes with sourdough bread, crackers, preserves, etc. (all house-made), salads, and other fun non-pizza items. Help make it a success so we don’t die this summer! 🥰🏄