listitwithleen

Random bouncy ball? Gone.
Sticky hand that’s already collecting hair? Absolutely not.
Mystery slime?? Jail. Immediately.
Tiny plastic toy I just stepped on barefoot?? Straight to the trash with zero emotion 🤭😅😁

The honest answer is I don’t and I can’t 🥲🙂 I’m literally nonstop all damn day 💀😅

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Pregame me: “Stay calm, be supportive, don’t scream.”
Game time me: the loudest unpaid coach in the league 😭

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having discipline and enjoying the gym now qualifies as an “obsession”
I’ll try to be less consistent so everyone feels more comfortable 😄🤭