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Are you sitting down?
Can your heart withstand the excitement?
IT'S NATIONAL TOILET PAPER DAY!

COMING SOON!
I've finally decided to take some of the audio production tape recordings I made in college and attempt to turn them into some sort of video presentation so that I can share them with my two dozen adoring fans world-wide.

In the coming months you may expect to see video slideshow adaptations of such jaw-droppingly unprecedented epics as Death's Head Revisited, The Second Term, Poodle With A Mohawk and Something Wonderful.

FALSTAFF: Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry
dinner. I am glad to see you, by my troth, Master Shallow.

SHALLOW: O, Sir John, do you remember since we lay all night
in the windmill in Saint George's field?

FALSTAFF: No more of that, good Master Shallow, no more of that.

SHALLOW: Ha! 'twas a merry night.

FALSTAFF: Old, old, Master Shallow. That's fifty-five year ago.

SHALLOW: Ha, cousin, that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I well?

FALSTAFF: We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow.

SHALLOW: That we have, that we have, that we have; in faith,
Sir John, we have. Jesus, the days that we have seen!

Before the return of Dr. Evil, who renamed him "Mini-Me," he was known as Hugo...

FAUX FILM FACTS
"Tomorrow - is another day!"

Civil War nostalgia was at an all-time high in the 1960's with the Civil War Centennial, including a wildly popular release of Gone With The Wind. Marilyn Monroe got into the act with her own interpretation of the iconic finale.