Ray from Split Decision

Today’s my first Princeton solo acoustic show of 2026. Can’t wait to get down there and hang with everyone!

Recently I was at one of my local corner bars. I pull the stool out for an older gentleman returning from the men’s room to sit back down (retired fireman.)

Him: “Thank you. You’re a gentleman and a scholar.”

Me: “Yeah, that’s what my mom always said.”

Him: “Well, you know she was lying.”

I stand corrected. Too funny - my kind of response. Happy Mothers’ Day to all the moms out there!