Kitchen Stadium

My son came to me (he's 4) and said he had a nightmare about Russia attacking. I told him Russia is really far away(yes I know about the small borders but it's a little kid)

He asks why are they hurting Ukraine so I explain to him Ukraine is like the mothra larva, they're little and people want to help the baby.

Russia is like king Ghidorah, and they need help to stop it

He says why doesn't Russia attack the us or Japan and I say Japan and the us are like Godzilla.... King Ghidorah always loses when he fights those guys

(Billion points for explaining global politics to a
four year old)