Miami County Scanner
Save-A-Lot - multiple reports of a scrawny bearded shirtless man wearing a Santa hat and a Santa g-string outside handing out discount codes for his OnlyFans.
Kroger - there’s a female outside the doors dressed as Mrs. Klaus trying to auction herself off for Black Friday.
Update - she was seen leaving the area for the great price of $13 in a white box van.
Taco Bell - caller advised they can hear howling coming from the bathroom.
Update - it’s a man identifying as a werewolf. It’s requesting EMS for explosive diarrhea.
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