Miami County Scanner

Save-A-Lot - multiple reports of a scrawny bearded shirtless man wearing a Santa hat and a Santa g-string outside handing out discount codes for his OnlyFans.

Kroger - there’s a female outside the doors dressed as Mrs. Klaus trying to auction herself off for Black Friday.

Update - she was seen leaving the area for the great price of $13 in a white box van.

Taco Bell - caller advised they can hear howling coming from the bathroom.

Update - it’s a man identifying as a werewolf. It’s requesting EMS for explosive diarrhea.