Kind Dog Training
06/04/2026
Is your dog having the best summer ever⦠or did their brain just open 72 tabs at once? My June newsletter is out now, and weāre talking fun meter malfunctions, stress zoomies, overarousal, and why ājust tire them outā can sometimes backfire. Tiny spoiler: your dogās nervous system may need a dimmer switch, not another beach day.
š¢š¤Æ When the Fun Meter Is Broken ā KIND DOG TRAINING At first glance, a dog who is running, jumping, barking, spinning, and doing tiny parkour off peopleās kneecaps may look like they are having the best day ever. And sometimes they are. But sometimes the fun meter is broken.
04/30/2026
Training results may vary, but the cuteness levels are consistently off the charts! š š¶š„°
04/16/2026
Hobie is in San Diego, California.
Heās part personal trainer, part shadow, part lizard conspiracy theorist.
Heāll match your every move like itās a team sport, run like you both forgot something important, and then absolutely black out over a rogue lizard. Training? Solid. Manners? Impressive. Devotion? Slightly intense, in a flattering way. Also happens to do some very fun and cute tricks, which he is extremely proud of.
Best as your one and only petāpeople? 10/10. Would like more of them, please. Other animals? respectfully not on the guest list.
If someone you know needs a hilarious, athletic, deeply loyal sidekick⦠kindly interfere in their life and send them Hobie.
Interested people should reach out via DM. (His mom is also tagged in this post!)
Happy National Puppy Day to two dogs who are legally not puppies but refuse to acknowledge that.
Pollux: ball. just⦠ball.
If thereās no ball, we invent one. If that fails, we stare at you until one appears.
Dognition says heās a āSocialite,ā which feels like a very polite way of saying āwill abandon all dignity for human attention.ā
Fern: Harvard graduate energy trapped in a dog body.
Dognition āExpert.ā Solves problems. Judges me. Works exclusively for snacks and selective friendships.
They showed up in my life at 4 and 6 months old (Pollux from & Fern from )
Now theyāre turning ten.
TEN.
Theyāve got their little maintenance updates now. A few creaks, a few quirks.
But then one grabs a toy, the other does something wildly inappropriate, and suddenly itās 2016 again.
I didnāt notice the moment they stopped being puppies.
I just know I wasnāt ready for it.
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