Rum Fellows

Hear ye, hear ye, to all who reside in Downtown Norman, Oklahoma,

By order of the Royal Council of this fair town, we hereby issue a solemn proclamation of utmost urgency. Be ye prepared, for there looms on the horizon a perilous threat unlike any other—a musical pirate attack!

From the depths of the musical seas, a crew of boisterous buccaneers, led by the infamous Captain Crescendo, has set its sights on our peaceful streets. These swashbuckling minstrels, armed with accordions, banjos, and bagpipes, threaten to unleash a cacophonous storm upon our beloved town.

As the sun sets and the moon rises, beware the echoing shanties that drift upon the wind, for they carry the haunting melodies of impending doom. The pirates' instruments shall become their weapons, and their harmonies shall strike terror into the hearts of all who hear them.

To safeguard our harmonious haven, we beseech all residents to take heed of this warning. Secure your doors and windows, for the musical pirates' intent is to serenade chaos into the night. Keep your ears attuned to the sound of approaching sea shanties and beware the swells of accordion chords.

Should you encounter these melodious marauders, contact the local authorities immediately, and together, we shall stand as one against this melodious menace. Let it be known that Downtown Norman shall not fall prey to the whims of these tuneful trespassers.

May harmony and unity prevail as we face this unusual threat. God bless our fair town, and may the streets of Downtown Norman, Oklahoma, remain peaceful in the face of the impending musical pirate attack!

Given under our hand and seal, this 19th day of September, 2023

Your Faithful Servant,

Mayor of Downtown Norman, Oklahoma