La Loca

What kind of Tía vibe am I giving today? 🤔

90’s Tía — the one blasting Mary J. Blige y Aventura before Aventura was Aventura, rocking gold hoops, drinking café con leche, and threatening everybody with, “No me hagas buscar la chancleta.” 😂

OR

2000’s Tía — the one pulling up to the cookout in Baby Phat, smelling like Love Spell, lip gloss popping, yelling “Wepa!” every five minutes, and carrying enough drama, snacks, and gossip in her purse for the whole family. 💅🏽🤣

Yesterday set me back a little, so the couch y yo estamos en una relación seria for the next few days. But listen… ya me cansé de estar en pijama.

So I threw on my “recuperándome pero todavía cute” fit.

Now excuse me while I continue my professional couch-surfing career watching

¿Cuál Tía soy hoy? 90’s o 2000’s? 👀☕️✨

PT. 2 — Checked in, got the hospital socks on y ya tú sabes… it’s getting REAL 😭😂

Lord, protect my doctors’ hands and my anesthesiologist porque baby, I NEED to wake back up. I got Alma waiting for me, Mr. Tinder stressing, and I still got another Japan trip in me 🇯🇵✈️💅🏽

Not me smiling calm on the outside while internally screaming in Dominican 😂🙏🏽

Prayers up for ya girl. ❤️

Surgery day, mi gente 🙏🏽✨

Ya tu sabe ya girl is outside… well technically inside the hospital 😂 getting my Fibroid Embolization done today.

No te voy a mentir… I’m nervous AF 😩 but también excited because your girl been suffering with these fibroids for WAY too long. Heavy periods, pain, bloating, mood swings… enough ya. Se acabó 💅🏽

And because I know mad women stay scared or confused about this procedure, I’m gonna vlog the whole process. The real real. No filter. From the nerves to the recovery to me probably asking for snacks right after 😂🍟

If you been dealing with fibroids too, just know mami… you are NOT alone 🤍

Send prayers, good vibes, and recovery tips please porque this Tia is shooketh but ready 😭🙏🏽

Healing era activated.
La loca is outside… but gently 😂✨