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07/02/2026
4th of July Weekend: A magical time where we willingly sit in 90-degree heat for four hours just to watch 12 minutes of explosions, all while pretending we know how to properly light a sparkler without burning a finger.
Whether you’re battling the traffic to the lake, playing referee to a family backyard volleyball game, or just trying to survive your neighbor’s amateur firework display at 2:00 AM, you’re going to need a strategy.
Happy Birthday, America. Let’s stay hydrated, stay safe, and let Water Joe handle the spark.
"Is that...regular water?"
Shoutout to my coworker who announced they were "quitting caffeine" on Monday, but by Tuesday afternoon is peaking over the cubicle wall every time they hear the distinct crack-hiss of me opening a Water Joe.
Look, I respect the hustle. Drink your lukewarm herbal tea. Embrace the "natural energy" of a brisk walk around the parking lot. But please stop staring at my desk like I’m hoarding contraband.
Stay strong over there. If you need to borrow a sip, blink twice. I won't tell HR. 😉
05/22/2026
Memorial Day Weekend: The time where we fire up the grill and officially realize that "Summer Schedule" is just code for "The kids are home and I have lost all control of my life." 🍔
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4301 NW Mattox Road
Minneapolis, MN
64150
