Mitsy

“And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.”

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..”

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”

"Are you really living life or just paying bills until you die?"

"In your arms, I've found my home. 🏡💕"

"Every setback is a setup for a comeback. Keep going! 💫"

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."