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Local Man Claims Box Bar Is His ‘Real Office,’ Submits Beer Tab as Work Expense - The Roast Report St. Thomas, USVI—In what coworkers are calling a “bold strategy,” David Cole, a quiet yet eccentric local, made waves in his workplace this week after

Local Degenerate Loses Boat Keys in Dinghy, Spends Entire Night Drinking While Floating in Circles St. John, USVI—In what locals are calling a “classic TP move,” Louisiana native and full-time troublemaker Taylor Peterson (better known as “TP”) found

Mavs Superfan Ejected from Game After Storming Court to High-Five Luka Doncic - The Roast Report Dallas, TX—In a display of undying devotion to his favorite player, Luka Doncic, Robin Sahota, a Forney native and Mavericks season ticket holder, made