Cocoa Tree Confectionery

Well, Tyrone may be gone, but the Big Boy is back.

That's right- once upon a time, the bar you might recall from way-back-when, before the Dubai Bar made everyone nuckin' futz, we had the Big Boy Bar.

12oz. of pure caramel goodness wrapped in dark chocolate yumminess. And sure, we used to make it with milk chocolate too, but that was when Tyrone was here and well, I don't feel like hand-tempering a ton of milk chocolate right now.

Some of you might even remember the Big Daddy bar, too. It was the Big Boy Bar, but with big 'ol nuts. Unfortunately I don't have big nuts anymore, but I do have little ones if anyone wants a Big Daddy with small nuts.

Ok, so that's enough of the double entendres for one day.

I still have a few orders that haven't been picked up. If you haven't made other arrangements with me already, please message me to do so or I'll be selling your Dubai bars to the highest bidder.

No refunds.

As far as buying Big Boy bars and the other items I still have laying around (turtles, mints, Oreos, bonbons, etc.), you can still come and shop tomorrow from 2pm-5pm.

Also, BUY ONE BOX OF 9 MACARONS, GET ONE BOX FREE while supplies last, because you can't get them once supplies are gone.

Hours THIS week are as follows (pay attention, it's confusing):

Wednesday: 2pm-5pm
Thursday: noon-5pm
Friday: noon- 4pm
Saturday: noon- 5pm
Sunday: Closed (I think. Not sure yet).

Hours NEXT week (16th-21st) are noon-5pm Monday- Saturday.

1330 West Mequon Road
Bring an extra bag in case you want to take some other crap home too.

It's exhausting being me.

Ok, so now that we have that squared away...let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?

The price of chocolate has gone up once again.

Wait- here's my surprised face: 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽.

What does that mean for you? Well, it means that I need to know how serious you are about the Dubai Bars and fairy food and other stuff that you want for the Final Freakin Pop-Up Extravaganza™️. See, in keeping with the tradition of complete transparency, in order to make all this stuff I'm gonna need to raise some prices.

Yeah, I said it.

Dubai Bars will go from $20 to $22
Fairy Food $15 to $16.50
Toffee will stay at $18 (I can't justify raising that any higher)
Orange peel $15- $16.50
Pretzel 4 Packs $8.50 - $9.00
Oreo 4 packs $7.50 - $8.00
Solid Bars $12- $13.00
Crunch Bars $7.50- $8.50
BonBons will stay the same

As you can see, some of the items are staying the same because I can't in good conscience raise the price and expect that you'll pay it.

Fairy food, orange peel, and Dubai Bars, however, were already priced pretty low compared to most of my competition, especially considering that I use awesome chocolate and only the best pistachios and raw ingredients.

Anyhoo, before I make the investment (and we're talking thousands of $$), I need to know that y'all are good for it.

If I get enough interest, I'll open up orders and start cooking. If not, I'll make what I can with what I have laying around, add what I have left from the last pop-up, and we'll call it a day.

So...can I get an amen?

Here's the skinny:

Orders are open, BUT...

There are limited quantities of many items because I was on a time crunch (Thing #2 needed his Mama in Ohio and well, that's more important than you weirdos).

Having said that, I'm asking that if you don't absolutely NEED your stuff by V-day, please hold off on ordering until next week when I'm back from shooting things in Georgia and can properly stock things like Dubai Bars, crunch bars, and dare I say, Big Daddy Bars? Plus I'll have orange peel by then, too.

You can go ahead and order fairy food and toffee now if you're worried about running out- it's really only the bonbons and bars that I fell behind on- just let me know when you check out if you’ll be picking up ‘later’ (I’ll post again when additional items are available).

Pick up will be Tuesday and Wednesday, 12-5pm. If you need some special accommodations, let me know. I leave Thursday, so I'll help you out if I can. I'm a romantic at heart (no, I'm not).

Have at it folks. See ya when I see ya ✌🏽.

Cocoa Tree Confectionery Gourmet bonbons and specialty chocolate concoctions. Special occasions and corporate gifts.

My back is killing me. I hope you’re happy. 😁😂😉

Valentine’s Day.

Not as Hallmark-y as Sweetest Day, but somewhat bile-inducing, nonetheless (and I actually HAVE a Valentine, if that tells you my level of cynicism these days).

Anyhoo…a few of you suckers have asked about a popup for this holiday and I didn’t really commit to anything because I thought I had someone lined up to take over the space.

Well, that fell through. Sucks to be me, but ‘yay’ for you, I guess. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Not sure what you’re looking for…heart-shaped bonbons? More Dubai bars? Toffee? Are we ready for pretzels and Oreos?

Talk to me, Maverick- I’m your Goose…