Kwik Tax Service

***This is a joke y’all. I’m talking about the kinds of messages tax accountants get at the deadline.

The start of this email from a fellow tax advisor has me thinking my email has been hacked. This is so similar to many emails as we are responding to literally over a hundred emails:

Mary,

No, this is not another email from a procrastinator asking you to work a miracle.

“I know the tax deadline passed, but can’t you backdate my return and submit it today if I bring my docs in before five o’clock? My w**d business blew up last year but my digital currency investments tanked so that should balance things out so there’s not a lot of extra legwork for you when it comes to my EIDL. Pretty straightforward, you know?”

Yeah, buddy, we know.

Ideally, you’ve had a chance to take a breath or two since last week’s tax deadline. (And let your autoresponder filter out these crazies without you.)

Credit to: Nate Hagerty
Founder TaxProMarketer AdvisorProMarketer

If y’all could see some of the stuff we get, you’d understand how this resonates with us!!

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray my taxes hit this week. And if they hit before I wake, I pray it’s Federal & not the State.

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Amen

Dear IRS,

Today is mid February.

Yours truly,

Head of household