Cork Monkey

🍸 Liquor Store Confessions

Nobody ever says:
“Let’s all get together this weekend… and make responsible decisions.”

That has literally never happened.

Instead, you people show up here on Friday acting like a group chat just issued emergency instructions.

Frankly… we respect the urgency.

☀️ Central New York Weather Update:
It’s officially “walk outside and immediately regret everything” season.

Which means:
❄️ Cold white wine
🥃 Bourbon over one giant cube
🍹 Something with zero effort and maximum reward

We can’t lower the temperature.
But we can dramatically improve your attitude toward it.

Stop in. Hydrate responsibly-ish.

BAD DECISIONS PAIR WELL WITH… 🌮🍹

Bad decisions pair exceptionally well with:

• Margaritas on a Thursday
• Texting your ex after two spicy margs
• Saying “One more round won’t hurt”
• Buying top shelf when you came in for Tito’s

And honestly…We respect the commitment.

Stop in.Make questionable choices responsibly.

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