Molly

There is a minor dull ‘mess up’ detail that I missed in our kitchen, and once my bf pointed it out to me, I can’t unsee it. Bananas not only for scale but to also serve as a clue.

I have to get the disclaimer out of the way, first time poster, long time admirer.
Haven’t we all had this before? You wake up in the morning ready for work, your stomach is churning from last nights curry and you just can’t seem to start the engine.
Fast forward 2 hours into work, your stomachs ready to fire on all cylinders. However, my progress always seems to be impeded by my OCD to make sure every surface of the seat is covered in loo roll.
Wouldn’t this process be very streamlined if more companies employed disposable toilet seat covers for hygenic purposes. Once done, It could be flushed down the toilet, happy days!
I thought about this for the next 15 minutes while sat there.

Ladies, I need help! I’m really house-proud and a total clean freak, but no matter what I do, my laminate floors still seem filthy as soon as they dry. I cleaned at 9am today — and just look at the bottoms of my feet!
I use a rectangular mop and remove the microfiber pad every few strokes to rinse it before continuing. I’ve tried plain water, water with dish soap, Zoflora, even spraying antibacterial cleaner directly onto the floor — and yet half an hour later, it still feels dirty.
It’s just me and my husband at home, and we don’t even wear shoes indoors. Does anyone have any advice? And yes… I’m off to wash my feet again lol.

I read an extremely dull article several months back that stated most women shower facing away from the showerhead, and most men face the showerhead. My husband says it’s not only dull, but bunk (even though I face away from the showerhead, and he faces towards it).
Fellow Dullsters, please weigh in with your gender (current or at birth, whichever you prefer should they differ) and shower direction, to show my husband I may be dull but I’m not dim.
F, 56, sz 8 shoe, Canada. Very ripe banana for scale.