KickAss Drinks

Do you have a party coming up and want to add a little spark? Just ask and we can haul ass to you.

Hey, I’m Cardi C the main girl here at Kick Ass Drinks. I prefer long naps in the sun, belly scratches and all of the cookies in the jar! If you hire me to come to your event I can just be dressed up or I can pack around drinks for your guests too. I love selfies and scratches so your guests can get a picture with the best ass they’ve ever seen!