The Real DOSS FERRY chronicle

BREAKING: D.R. Horton Homes appears to be suffering from a severe case of “I build there but have no clue where there is.”

In a TikTok promoting Doss Ferry, their narrator proudly announced the neighborhood is located in Warrior Alabama. Unfortunately for the good doctor, Doss Ferry is actually in Kimberly Alabama.

Also impressive is how every promotional video somehow finds that magical 14-minute window when the neighborhood pool isn’t packed shoulder-to-shoulder like a human gumbo for 2,000 residents. They always use those peaceful offseason shots like folks are out there enjoying a luxury mountain resort instead of fighting for elbow room and a place to set a towel in July.

Nothing inspires confidence quite like a builder advertising a subdivision while seemingly using Google Maps written in crayon.

We’re just thankful they know which state it’s in at this point.

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