Botanist Coffeehouse

👑A Royal Proclamation from Her Majesty, Queen👑

“Greetings, loyal subjects! It is I, Queen, ruler of the squeaky toys, master of the couch throne, and professional snuggler. I have a little royal timeline to share with you all:

📅January 2023: I first arrived at the shelter and began my reign.
🎉March 2024: I was adopted! Trumpets were sounded! Treats were shared!
💔November 2024: My person became ill and, with a heavy heart, brought me back.
⏳October 2025: I’m still here… waiting for my forever castle.

That’s about 775 days of my life spent in the shelter. Don’t get me wrong, my royal attendants take great care of me, and I love my weekly visits to my best friend's house. But what I truly dream of is a kingdom of my own. One with loving adult humans and no other pets to share the throne with.

👑My adoption fee is waived (because every Queen deserves a fairytale ending).

Even if you can’t adopt me, you can help by sharing my royal decree far and wide. The more eyes that see me, the closer I get to finding my forever home.

📢Long live love. Long live second chances. Long live Queen.

if the Lasso way is wrong, it's hard to imagine being right ••

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the valentiniest thing about these might be the pink box.. but then again, who’s as wise as Ted when it comes to love in all its iterations [including the ones best expressed in buttery squares] ?

these scottish-style shortbread are available by the box monday + tuesday this week, or while they last. grab some biscuits for your bud/boo/boss/brother/best-very-self 😏

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